Haha, sehr gut, ich sag garnicht viel dazu, lests euch einfach durch:

Me: We saw graffiti by the Ottawa river that read “Sarah Graydon is a whore”. Then we looked you up on Facebook. The end.

Sarah: There’s more then one Sarah Graydon in Ottawa you fucking dick.

Me: Yes.

Sarah: So why did you send me this message? Where was this?

Me: It was under a parkway bridge, down near the river, where I walk my dogs. It was painted on a wall.

I was walking my dogs with my wife and we saw the graffiti. And I said, jokingly, “I wonder who Sarah Graydon is? Maybe I should look her up in the phone book.”

She laughed and said, “Look her up on Facebook.”

So I punched in “Sarah Graydon” and your profile was obviously in Ottawa. So I sent you a message.

It struck me as vaguely funny. And your response (“fucking dick”) made my wife and I laugh. So now everyone is happy.

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